Vanilla bean fapuccino with a piece of red velvet cheesecake blended in. Shit’s BOMB #fap #foodporn #redvelvet #girthtacular #girthnificent #rickmorranis

In my house, each member of the family has a cubby hole where we out mail and other shit that’s for each of us. My mom told me to “put this hat in Johnny’s hole” and I couldn’t help but send him this while he’s away on business #cornholio #butthead #beavisandbutthead #family #wtf #lol #funny #cool #mikejudge #girthtacular #girthnificent #rickmorranis

Found this lil guy on a car at the gym #pedobear #wtf #lol #funny #girthtacular #girthnificent #rickmorranis

What is this hookah witchcraft?! #hookah #smoke #fruity #phaggots #rickmorranis #girthtacular

You know you’re manager is also your awesome friend when he sends you this while you’re on a date you mentioned to him.

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Am I a Disney princess yet

Why is this app suggested to me…

Copped em! #newkicks #kobe #kobeviii #8s #mamba #supermans #venicebeach #venicebeaches #kicks #sneakers #sneakerhead

Caption #bromance #amigos #college #summer #bromosapien #bromosexual #brometheus #brocarinaoftime #broseidon #stoned #smoke #toke #weed #friends #compadres